1 Watch what you’re saying!: Linguist David Crystal on Twitter, texting and our native tongue

2 Stitches in time: Quilt-making as contemporary art

3 Even Seinfeld’s co-writer fails to see funny side of his TV comeback

4 Win ‘Talk to Me’ on DVD or BLURAY

5 First Night: Prima Donna, Palace Theatre, Manchester

6 Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Palace Theatre, London

7 A simple solution to the copyright debate?

8 Observations: Who’s in the running for the role of God in the Southwark Mysteries?

9 Jerusalem, Royal Court, London

10 Is Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia the greatest play of our age?

11 Moonfleece, Rich Mix, London

12 1984, Royal Exchange, Manchester

13 Nazi Propaganda for the Arab World, by Jeffrey Herf

14 Two Women, Theatre Royal, Stratford East, London

15 A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Rose Theatre, Kingston

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