Why does anyone care about the Carters anymore? You’ve got one stupid Carter making a reality show about getting his family to like each other. How about making a reality show that gets us to like you? Because we don’t.

Then we’ve got stupid 18 year old Aaron Carter proposing to his girl in the middle of the Playboy Hollywood Comedy Tour. Because that is romantic AND classy. then again, when you are the disgraced miss Teen USA because you decided to get buck naked in Playboy, you would probably think this was “super cool!”

Congrats to the happy couple. I am sure this marriage will be one to last forever.

Go Away Aaron Carter