Attention, Britney Spears: We all love what you’ve done with yourself lately: you’ve kicked out that waste of space Kevin, you’ve popped out a couple of kids, and you’re (trying) to clean yourself up.

And yet. (there’s always a “and yet” with you.)

Hitching yourself to a COMPLETE PARASITE like Paris Hilton will do absolutely NOTHING for your image. plus, aren’t you afraid you’ll catch something and give it to your kids? I would be.

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan all go out for a …