Archive for March 2nd, 2010
Cheryl Cole Is Painfully Thick – Advertising Error [Humour …

Time for another humorous post folks. either advertising agencies are rarely aware of the content which appears on billboard space they sell, or this is completely deliberate. its probably a case of they weren’t aware of the content, but it’s humorous to think that this was deliberate.

If this really was deliberate, they are clearly making a case that Cheryl Cole is slightly thick, which maybe she is, maybe she isn’t, but there you go. The ONLY way I would agree with that statement is if she lets that rat Ashley Cole back into her life. then I really WILL throw the book at her and call her painfully thick.

Until then, she is our national treasure, so anybody bashing her in the comments can expect an ear bashing from me, Sophie, Hannah, Elizabeth and all the other regulars around here.

Cheryl Cole Is Painfully Thick – Advertising Error [Humour …

 
Tiger Woods hitting balls again, working on marriage

NEW YORK, March 2 (Reuters) – Tiger Woods is hitting golf balls again and working out at his home in Florida, a source close to his camp told Reuters on Tuesday.

However, no timetable for a return to the sport has been set by the world number one who decided to take an indefinite break from competition after admitting in December he had cheated on his wife.

“He is still working on his marriage and they’re working hard at it,” said the source who declined to be identified. “He is (also) hitting some balls and working out.”

Woods spent a week in counseling with wife Elin in Arizona before returning to his home near Orlando last weekend.

The 34-year-old American, who has won 14 majors, has missed only two tournaments he routinely plays early in the season — the San Diego Open at Torrey Pines and the WGC-Match Play Championship in Arizona.

The first major of the season, the U.S. Masters at Augusta, starts on April 8.

(Editing by Tony Jimenez)

Tiger Woods hitting balls again, working on marriage

 
Sandra Bernhard denies issuing Sarah Palin 'gang rape' warni

By KORIN MILLER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, October 2nd 2008, 3:53 PM

Rothenberg for News

Outspoken comedienne Sandra Bernhard has shot down earlier reports that she said Sarah Palin would be “gang-raped by my big black brothers” if she enters Manhattan.

“I never said ‘gang-raped’ and I never used ‘rape,’ ” Bernhard told the Daily News on Thursday.

The funnywoman was widely criticized after reportedly making the remark in her opening monologue during a show last month at Washington, D.C.’s Theater J.

RELATED: SANDRA BERNHARD ISSUES ‘GANG RAPE’ WARNING

Bernhard’s clarification comes on the heels of the announcement that she has been dropped as the keynote speaker for mid-October benefit at Rosie’s place, a women’s shelter in Boston.

Bernhard, 53, was asked to confirm the “gang rape” remark when first contacted by the Daily News in mid-September – and never denied it.

“That comment is part of a much larger, nuanced, and yes, provocative (that’s what I do) piece from my show about racism, freedom, women’s rights, and the extreme views of Governor Sarah Palin,” she said in an e-mail at the time.

RELATED: SARAH PALIN CONTROVESRY-WATCH

Bernhard told us on Thursday that she waited to set the record straight because, “as a performer, I’m not in the business of explaining myself to ill-informed critics.

“However, once this caused collateral damage to an innocent charity which does great work, I needed to correct things for the record.”

Bernhard wouldn’t recall the exact words she had spoken, citing her monologue’s improvisational nature, but said she “addressed the issue [that] if Sarah Palin had, God forbid, been violated, would she be willing to care for the baby?”

Despite the cancellation, Bernhard says she has no hard feelings towards Rosie’s place, and plans to make a donation “immediately” to the shelter.

“I understand the predicament they’re in,” she said.

Sandra Bernhard denies issuing Sarah Palin 'gang rape' warni